A couple of jokes...
Three nuns in church on a hot day decide to remove their robes because of the heat. Not an unusual habit on a hot day. So about a half hour later, the door bell rings while their robes are slumped over pews clear across the huge chapel.

They ask who it is. "The blind man," a voice replies.

The three nuns decide to simply open the door because the man is blind. He walks in, looks at the nuns and says, "Nice tits! Where do you want me to install these blinds?"

 

So a brain and a pair of jumper cables walk into a bar.

The brain says, "give us a couple of drinks".

The bartender says "we can’t serve you here".

The brain says "why not".

The bartender responds, "cause your out of your head and your friend looks like he's fix'n to start something"