As I have to live in what is a vrtual hospital room; I am at the mercy of people who would not know their ass from their elbow. To day; I became a victim of a clumsy oaf; who; while juggling every thing around; managed to disconnect my modem. NO internet; so me [ with bowel cancer] is forced to crawl around until I was rewarded with a row of lights on the modem. Please note that I spelt arse as ass; so you guys would not get confused.